Minggu, 10 Februari 2013

Blind Date

  Well, it's all about a date, a blind date. This satnite, i have a plan to go dinner with this girl that i met on twitter.  And you know what? To looks handsome, there's one trick that very effective, bring an uglier friend. and i just know who this uglier friend is.

Nathan :"what? accompany you to go on a blind date?!"
Billy      :"oh c'mon, Nate. it's just a little favor to ask right?"
Nathan :" yeah it is, but don't you remember the last time i went along with you on your date?"
Billy      :"you mean that time when i was there sitting with my date romantically, and you were just like, 'do i really need to be here?'?"
Nathan  :"yeah dude"
Billy      :"well it was awful, but i promise it won't be like that this time, beside, Annis said she would bring her friend, i bet her friend is so pretty hehe"
Nathan  :"hemm, so your date is Annis? is she beautiful? because if she is, then i believe her friend is beautiful too."
Billy      :".....i dont know. I've never seen her face"
Nathan  :"but you met her on twitter right?"
Billy      :"she doesn't use her photo on her avatar"
Nathan :"what photo then?"
Billy      :"suju"
Nathan :"which one?"
Billy      :"siwon"
Nathan :"oh she have a good taste, alright then, i'll go change my clothes, wait a sec ok?"
Billy     :"ok"

And then, Nathan went and changed his clothes, but when he showed up, he wore a really nice shirt and looks cool.

Billy    :"what the hell are you wearing? girls don't like a cool boy, they like a simple one!"

   So, i took off his shirt, and messed his hair up. now i look so much cooler than Nathan. And finally. we arrived at the dinner location, but we have no idea which one is Annis -__-"

Nathan  :" where is Annis ?"
Billy      :"i don't know, but she should be here"
Nathan  :"just call her"

     As Nathan said,  i called her, and suddenly a girl that sat in the corner, picked up her phone! she was Annis?!

Girl    :"hello? is this Billy?
Billy   :"eehh uuuh yeah, well um, i'm still on the way"
Girl    :"hei bil, this is not Ann..
Billy   :"whaa.. the.. sign.. i.. los."
Nathan:"that's Annis?! i thought she were prettier!"
Billy   :"oh man! you gotta help me, just go there and tell her billy can't come."
Nathan:"why should i? it's your date. and what if she asks me to pay her food?"
Billy    :"here, take my wallet, now go and help me!"
Nathan:"no, i refuse."
Billy    :"i'll give you 200k"
Nathan:"ok i'll go"

   And so, Nathan went..

Nathan:"eeh, hei"
Girl     :"ah! Billy, right? i"ve been waiting for you!"
Nathan:"well it's not like eeeh"
Girl     :"can you wait a sec? Annis is on the way here"
Annis  :"hai everyone"
Girl     :"AH! There she is"
Annis  :"are you Billy? you're so handsome"
Nathan:"yes. yes i'm billy hehe"
Annis  :"well then, take a seat!"

    It's so sad, but.. Annis was so beautiful! damn! why the hell i asked Nathan to went there?! Then, i called Nathan to tell him that i will go there.

Billy    :"i'll go there and then you introduce me to them ok"
Nathan:"ah sorry, call me again tomorrow okay, where were we? ahahahahahahahahahha"
Billy    :"damn! uuhhmm hey"
Annis  :"who are you"
Nathan:"he's my friend, Nathan hehe"
Billy    :"what?"
Annis  :"ooh so you're Nathan that Billy's talking about, the one who loves novi right?"
Billy    :"whaaatt?"
Girl     :"nice to meet you nate"
Billy    :"no. no. i'm Billy!"
Annis  :"what are you talking about?"
Nathan:"he fell hard on his head at the parking lot so eeem, his memory is messed up.hehe"
Billy    :"no, it's really me, i'll show you my id"
Nathan:"here goes"
Girl     :"you are the fake one!"
Annis  :"go away you imposter!!"

    My satnite, my blind date, my reputation, my pride. it's all gone.. i hope this story can be a useful lesson for you guys. just be yourselves and don't miss your chance.


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