Well, it's all about a date, a blind date. This satnite, i have a plan to go dinner with this girl that i met on twitter. And you know what? To looks handsome, there's one trick that very effective, bring an uglier friend. and i just know who this uglier friend is.
Nathan :"what? accompany you to go on a blind date?!"
Billy :"oh c'mon, Nate. it's just a little favor to ask right?"
Nathan :" yeah it is, but don't you remember the last time i went along with you on your date?"
Billy :"you mean that time when i was there sitting with my date romantically, and you were just like, 'do i really need to be here?'?"
Nathan :"yeah dude"
Billy :"well it was awful, but i promise it won't be like that this time, beside, Annis said she would bring her friend, i bet her friend is so pretty hehe"
Nathan :"hemm, so your date is Annis? is she beautiful? because if she is, then i believe her friend is beautiful too."
Billy :".....i dont know. I've never seen her face"
Nathan :"but you met her on twitter right?"
Billy :"she doesn't use her photo on her avatar"
Nathan :"what photo then?"
Billy :"suju"
Nathan :"which one?"
Billy :"siwon"
Nathan :"oh she have a good taste, alright then, i'll go change my clothes, wait a sec ok?"
Billy :"ok"
And then, Nathan went and changed his clothes, but when he showed up, he wore a really nice shirt and looks cool.
Billy :"what the hell are you wearing? girls don't like a cool boy, they like a simple one!"
So, i took off his shirt, and messed his hair up. now i look so much cooler than Nathan. And finally. we arrived at the dinner location, but we have no idea which one is Annis -__-"
Nathan :" where is Annis ?"
Billy :"i don't know, but she should be here"
Nathan :"just call her"
As Nathan said, i called her, and suddenly a girl that sat in the corner, picked up her phone! she was Annis?!
Girl :"hello? is this Billy?
Billy :"eehh uuuh yeah, well um, i'm still on the way"
Girl :"hei bil, this is not Ann..
Billy :"whaa.. the.. sign.. i.. los."
Nathan:"that's Annis?! i thought she were prettier!"
Billy :"oh man! you gotta help me, just go there and tell her billy can't come."
Nathan:"why should i? it's your date. and what if she asks me to pay her food?"
Billy :"here, take my wallet, now go and help me!"
Nathan:"no, i refuse."
Billy :"i'll give you 200k"
Nathan:"ok i'll go"
And so, Nathan went..
Nathan:"eeh, hei"
Girl :"ah! Billy, right? i"ve been waiting for you!"
Nathan:"well it's not like eeeh"
Girl :"can you wait a sec? Annis is on the way here"
Annis :"hai everyone"
Girl :"AH! There she is"
Annis :"are you Billy? you're so handsome"
Nathan:"yes. yes i'm billy hehe"
Annis :"well then, take a seat!"
It's so sad, but.. Annis was so beautiful! damn! why the hell i asked Nathan to went there?! Then, i called Nathan to tell him that i will go there.
Billy :"i'll go there and then you introduce me to them ok"
Nathan:"ah sorry, call me again tomorrow okay, where were we? ahahahahahahahahahha"
Billy :"damn! uuhhmm hey"
Annis :"who are you"
Nathan:"he's my friend, Nathan hehe"
Billy :"what?"
Annis :"ooh so you're Nathan that Billy's talking about, the one who loves novi right?"
Billy :"whaaatt?"
Girl :"nice to meet you nate"
Billy :"no. no. i'm Billy!"
Annis :"what are you talking about?"
Nathan:"he fell hard on his head at the parking lot so eeem, his memory is messed up.hehe"
Billy :"no, it's really me, i'll show you my id"
Nathan:"here goes"
Girl :"you are the fake one!"
Annis :"go away you imposter!!"
My satnite, my blind date, my reputation, my pride. it's all gone.. i hope this story can be a useful lesson for you guys. just be yourselves and don't miss your chance.
